Unicorn Tears?

Hello and Welcome to Saving Face Beauty!

I was patrolling the interwebs, as one does, and I found the most beautiful thing since Lorac introduced an eyeshadow palette that was half matte and half shimmer.

A BOTTLE OF UNICORN TEARS!

Yumm…

If only I could have had a chance to market this fine liqueur:

  • 100% Organic

  • Made with all Natural Ingredients

  • Locally sourced

  • Farm to shot glass

  • Fed with only the best rainbow sprinkles and glitter

  • 75% Cruelty free!

Coming Soon…

Angel Farts!

If I were still in college, I would have killed to WWOOF at the farm where these tears are harvested.

Bonus Joke:

What do you call a baby unicorn?

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A Unikernal!

Get it? See what I did there?


Thanks for Reading and Remember to always be 75% cruelty free!